fuck this time and place.

So, long time no blog. I’ve slumped back into my laziness of not taking photos and all my plans to go and see and do cool things fell through because I have a job now. That and I’m just lazy about everything.

“It’s not what, I’m used to

Just wanna try you on….

No, I don’t even know your name
It doesn’t matter
You’re my experimental game”

I just want to scream how much I hate Katy Perry’s “I Kiss A Girl” song. I don’t think I need to say it, but I have absolutely no problem with other people’s sexual preferences but this song just rubs me the wrong way. Experimenting is one thing but the prudish me thinks it’s trashy. It just sounds like it’s sung by someone who’s just trying to be cool.

Applebee’s has nothing on my French onion.

The 2nd annual Dragon Boat Race Festival; Chattanooga, TN

I have a really weird obsession with Bobby Flay. I say weird because I don’t think he’s attractive but for some reason I’m extremely sexually attracted to him. I don’t know if it’s his hint of an accent or pale skin, which I usually don’t dig. I sexually harass him while he’s cooking. I can’t even concentrate on the fucking food.

I hate boobs. They’re great and all, but one word ladies: uniboob. Sports bras are so much easier to wear, but if you’re larger than a c cup they’re impossible to find. Unless you don’t care about uniboob. I tried on several yesterday and they all left me with one arm and one boob stuck. Thank you Champion for making really cute sports bras for girls with small boobs. Bitches. I really want one from Title 9 but I’m not paying $40+.

I hate “articles” like this. I already know too many girls who panic over every move their SO makes. Do we really need articles warning us that a haircut may mean he’s banging someone else? (Apparently if he tries something new, you’ve already lost him!) And especially with a title like “Everyone Cheats.” I once cheated on a math exam, but I have never cheated on a parter thank you. AOL, you blow.